Gross!

Friday, May 5th

Alan works at Soft Tails, not Cat Tails.

Betty's doing atkins, for about 2 weeks or so. She's really pissed because she's not losing weight, but when she's home, I see her eat nothing but carbs. Donna made a shit-load of potato salad, she ate a cereal bowl-sized portion every day until it was gone.

Donna, Ralph's sister, has been here for a week - she's really weird! She left her husband of 30 yrs because he beat her and came here to hide. She's "in love" w/ two internet guys, one in LA and the other just outside of Denver. The Colorado guy claims he has 3'000 acres near DIA, money, survants, and asked Donna to marry him and untie her tubes - and she wants to. She's over 45 yrs old, overweight, really saggy boobs, never wears underwear or a bra, and she has ratty wavy salt and pepper hair down to her ass.

I guess the guy in LA is in trouble, he had to kill someone or go hide, so she set him up at her friends house in another state. She gave out Betty's phone number and address, I hope she doesn't cause Preston and me any problems! The CO guy called from a weird number: 447-966-589133. 447 isn't an area code or country code, we couldn't find it in the phone book. Then she got on the internet on Betty's cell phone and racked up charges. Betty asked Preston, in front of Donna, how much it was and Donna said, "I don't care how much it is, as long as you let me use it." She's too demanding!

She's so weird